lucykibaki

dawa ya moto ni mwiko. I don't care if your name is nation, standard or \ktn. nobody publishes nonesense and lies about me.  

posted by lucykibaki @ 12:32 AM 5 comments

Mrs. President 

posted by lucykibaki @ 12:27 AM 1 comments

My version on what happened at Diop's house

First and foremost, a lot has been said about me both in the kenyan mendia and the waod press. So I think I shud have a chance to exprain my side of the story.

Dip and my husband who happens to be my vice-president, have been friends for a while. Diop and Mwai met a local bar in Muthaiga after being introduced by the man who once called me "the second lady" Mr. Shameress Moody Awori. Jaruo hiyo! After a few drinks the mboys agreed that they would rent the house in Muthaiga.

On the night that Diop held that party, I was as usual watching desparate housewives via a special saterite feed. I watched in undiverted interest at the mothogos hanyahanyad evreywhere and everyone. That is when I heard through my Luhya watchman and my Luhya coook that the dogs had abandoned their posts and were begging for Pizza and other banned foods at Diops house.

Contrary to what Eric wanaina that kehee said, I was not wearing pajamas. Those were fumbu track suits dsighned by onesmus who owns mathare designs on riverroad. he has a special contlact by Fumbu to design clothes for the First rendee aka Mrss.President. Mwai by the way was asreep as usual. He cannot even nget his "njoroge" these days. I call it Tusker fragmentation.

I arrived at Ndip's house, the music was awfull ati 50ct. hiyo ni munyama gani? what happened to zirizopedwa or Daudu kafaka?? anyway I turned off that G unit crap. they can come and build their own units in korogosho not in Muthaiga! There was no mukimo they served chicken fegottini or fejottini or chicken faggotini? itr sounds rike they sraughtered a homosexual chicken. it rooked yerrow.

Ndiop and his maraya wife ndicinded to challenge my presidential authority to switch off the music and hence I asked him, "who is your mother?"

I had to let him know that when my Luhya cooks and watchmen tell me that my kalenjin trained gui abandon their posts for chicked fagottini I will assert my presidential powers! ok!
I will write later on why I slapped that glorified jivanjee photographer ati journalist!

posted by lucykibaki @ 9:34 PM 2 comments

I am Back...na ndambo!!

After being unceremoniousry sirenced in my last brog lucikibaki.blogspot.com. I am now back. Hata mkipiga makerere bado nitaogea. This recent incident reminded me of an incident a few years back. A group of gikuyu men congregeted to drink changaa. Unfortunaetely there was too much methanol in the drinks and the guys started going blind. including one gikuyu man who wa stoo drunk too understand what was happening. after he went blind he remarked, "hata mukizima taa bado nitakunywa!!" (even if you switch off the lights I will still drink). and so it remains with me, hata mkizima lucikibaki.blogspot.com bado nitaongea. kira nyani na starehe yake.

posted by lucykibaki @ 8:47 PM 0 comments